Laughing Quotes by George Carlin

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

— George Carlin

Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.

— George Carlin

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

— George Carlin

Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

— George Carlin

Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh..apologiz e..let go of what you can't change.

— George Carlin

I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue…

— George Carlin

I've been a performer for a long time and I know when people are laughing from their guts, from the inside, and…

— George Carlin

No one is ever more him/herself than when they really laugh. Their defenses are down. It's very Zen-like, that moment. They are…

— George Carlin

No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go…

— George Carlin

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to…

— George Carlin

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole…

— George Carlin

I always knew I could hold people's attention and make them laugh every 30 or 40 seconds, and I got approval and…

— George Carlin

Primitive societies, or social groupings, had shamans, and some of them even more recent in time. Shamans were tricksters. There was a…

— George Carlin

But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being…

— George Carlin