Laughing Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really silly.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at…

— Chuck Palahniuk

No matter what else you came up against, if you could smile and laugh while a monkey did you with chestnuts in…

— Chuck Palahniuk

If you make people laugh too much, their blood becomes - I believe it is acidic as opposed to alkaline. It changes…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Hysteria is impossible without an audience. Panicking by yourself is the same as laughing alone in an empty room. You feel really…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950’s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing…

— Chuck Palahniuk

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

— Chuck Palahniuk

Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh…

— Chuck Palahniuk

The only place where you can really surprise or shock the reader, or make someone laugh, is on the lower righthand corner…

— Chuck Palahniuk

We hear the ambient noise of children singing. We hear lions and tigers roar. Hyenas laugh. Some jungle bird or howler monkey…

— Chuck Palahniuk

So often with beginning writers, the story that they want to start with is the most important story of their life -…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I have a secret goal with my editor - he has asthma and uses his inhaler, and after I send him a…

— Chuck Palahniuk

I learned all those jokes in second grade. Second grade is really where they tell you those horrific jokes, racist jokes and…

— Chuck Palahniuk