Comedy Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

“Most of the laugh tracks on television were recorded in the early 1950s. These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

These days, most of the people you hear laughing are dead.

— Chuck Palahniuk

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then more thunder. Most of the laugh tracks on television…

— Chuck Palahniuk

If I ever stop laughing, I'm dead.

— Tom Knapp

I am one of those people who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.

— Anonymous

So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring.

— Casey Wilson

It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so slightly better.

— Adam McKay

In point of fact, I'm not sure there are too many comedies with laugh tracks anymore. Most of what you hear is live studio…

— Christopher Lloyd

I have an aversion to laugh tracks - the moment I hear a laugh track, I go to another channel.

— Bob Newhart

Although I cannot see your face As you flip these poems awhile, Somewhere from some far-off place I hear you laughing--and I smile.

— Shel Silverstein

That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if you just…

— Mitch Hedberg

I hear voices. A shout. A laugh. Clay's laugh. I strained to see through the night. Fog had rolled in from Lake Ontario, but…

— Kelley Armstrong

“I hear you laughing, and yes you are taller than me, better looking than me, you are fitter than me, your body rippling with…

— J.W. Murison

Kids grow up connected to nothing these days, plugged in and living lives boosted to them from other people.

— Chuck Palahniuk