Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were better than the white shows. "The Jeffersons" (1975) was a lot better. "Good Times" (1974) was way funnier. "Sanford and Son" (1972). Now, though, everyone thinks we're equal, so we submit the same shit that everyone… — Chris Rock Copy Share
