Movie Quotes by Chris Rock

13 Movie quotes by Chris Rock

Chris Rock’s razor‑sharp humor about movies is distilled into these thirteen lines. The collection offers a fast‑paced, witty glimpse of his perspective, perfect for a brief yet entertaining read.

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Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in…

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I'd like to be in a Spike Jonze movie. But I live in a Nancy Meyers movie.

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Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.

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When you're doing a big-budget movie and you're four on the call sheet, you've got a lot of free time.

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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

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I'm a nerd. I'm a little guy... the last guy you'd expect in a romantic movie.

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Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.

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Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out…

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When you're making a real documentary, you shoot it and the movie happens. You don't make - this sounds corny - you…

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I love having somebody there - that companion thing. You know who you're going to eat with, who you're going to see…

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Success is just hanging out with my kids. I mean, I always say if you have options, you're rich. To me, success…

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Every comedian has a moment in his life when he realizes he's a little bit different from everyone else. It's like being…

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I don't think my comedy is that political. It's more social. But whatever. When you make comedy and you do stand-up, you…

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You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched.

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There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking…

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My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my…

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I think anybody in front of a crowd is a comedian.

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I see as white people finding loopholes in the slavery laws.

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Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people…

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I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were…

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Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman…

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You can't fake comedy - it's not like a movie, where a director can just cast a pretty face.

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All people naturally hate. My kid bites people now. I didn't teach my kid to bite anybody. Kids say mean stuff. Only through love…

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