Humor Quote by Bill Bryson

“He was immaculately dressed, without trying. He dressed that way by nature - which meant that he had money - and I loved money.…

— Tarryn Fisher

“He was a relentlessly cheerful presence, talked only of himself but so good-naturedly that she indulged him. He certainly laughed a good deal. Something…

— Julie Anne Long

“Dr. Kellet himself wore a three-piece Harris tweed suit strung with a large gold fob watch. He smelled of cloves and pipe tobacco and…

— Kate Atkinson

“Did you bite someone?' Jack enquired. 'I laughed at people, which is much worse. My laughter has sharper teeth than any dog. It tears…

— Isobelle Carmody

“I didn’t know if we were heading for the gallows or an interrogation chamber. The night had passed without sleep; save for a swig…

— David Benioff

“I hit him so hard spittle and blood flew from his mouth onto a woman’s blouse four feet away. I drove my fist into…

— James Lee Burke

“He bullied me a little, thinking I was weak just because I was quiet and smart and no one was allowed to touch me.…

— J.A. Huss

“I snorted powdered flamingoes while I pondered love. I sat at the bar two hours waiting for my ice on the rocks to melt…

— Jarod Kintz

“They all laughed and clapped, taking it for a deliberate witticism, while he had no idea what he was saying, so great was his…

— Boris Pasternak

“I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and slammed it shut. I shouldn’t have come. I should have waited outside for Jack, told…

— Robyn Peterman

“Tung felt the urge to add something to the banality. He decided to repeat Michael’s clever toast… as best as he could remember it.…

— Ken Magee

“I don’t know, man.” He reached into his inside pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. “Ew!” I recoiled. “You smoke?” “Only when…

— Kyra Davis