Humorous Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich

“You were tossed away like a pair of beautiful, brand new shoes that did not quite fit.”

— Donna K. Childree

“Do NOT die while wearing cheap shoes.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Instead, I yelled at him. “You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg…

— Janet Evanovich

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just going to skulk for a bit, when out…

— Jarod Kintz

“What’s dropped your heart into your shoes?”

— Dean Koontz

“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.…

— Barry Eisler

“I couldn't believe it. I had broken the law simply by not wearing clothes.”

— Matt Haig

“Oh dear God, I was going down. There was no stopping it. Visions of broken necks danced in my head.”

— J. Lynn

An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said. 'I could have tripped.' She stared at him. A moment dragged by. 'I'm joking,' he said…

— Derek Landy

“I uncurled my legs and pushed until I had both arms fully extended and both legs straight up in the air. My dress fell…

— Rachel Hawkins

“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been…

— Joan Bauer

“Quickly look down, now you tell me, when you were little did you ever imagine that you'd be wearing those shoes? Mind blowing isn't…

— Neil Leckman