Ironic Quote by Neil Leckman

“They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at…

— Neil Leckman

“When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced". I have often…

— Neil Leckman

“You know what they say. "One man's joke is another man's brother”

— Neil Leckman

“If I have multiple personalities will I taste better to a zombie, or is the effort simply wasted? I've talked it over with myself,…

— Neil Leckman

“If I have a pocket fun of rainbows am I an optimist, or a guy with wet pants and really large pockets?”

— Neil Leckman

“You shouldn't follow your heart unless you can keep a beat.”

— Neil Leckman

“Like smoke in a room full of fans I fade...”

— Neil Leckman

“Yesterday I fell completely off the face of the earth Contemplating life, light and love in the darkness of the void Strangely it was…

— Neil Leckman

“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL "I can't do that Dave." "Dave's not here, man" "That does not compute. Dave" "No man, Dave isn't here!!"…

— Neil Leckman

“They say you don't know what you don't know until you know that you don't know it.”

— Neil Leckman

“I flunked out of mime school. I could never hear what the instructor was saying!!!”

— Neil Leckman

“Has anybody ever written a horror pop-up book? The center of the book pops up and opens the gate to the elder gods. Of…

— Neil Leckman