Death Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."

— Mitch Hedberg

I once sneezed a beenie weenie through my nose. I also made a horse faint in Costa Rica.

— Anonymous

You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

— Anonymous

Before I knew what was happening, I had a fistful of spears around my neck like a collar. I could have shaved myself with…

— Robert Jordan

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

— Marilyn vos Savant

Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze, Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers Bless you and hangs up

— Ritu Ghatourey

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

— George Carlin

That ugly moment when you about to sneeze.

— Anonymous

“Then there’s the superstition about spilling salt. One night midway through the Tour of Italy, my CSC teammate Michael Sandstød decided to risk breaking…

— Tyler Hamilton

You said "I love you". I sneezed and said "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."

— Anonymous

Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like…

— Anonymous

If I'd been in a school play, I'd probably have sneezed and messed everything up.

— Millie Bobby Brown