Quote by Matthew Quick Download Open image ““No one tips a farting cabdriver, so do yourself a favor and get some TUMS”” — Matthew Quick ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Farting in the taxi makes the driver get you to your destination the fastest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty… — Greg Knauss Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.” — Bhawna Kak Copy Share Image
“I simply wish to offer my fart-helt apologies, sir, for you’re just an honest man doin’ your job, and I’m a dishonest lad doin’… — Peter David Copy Share Image
On My First Driving Lesson “First things first: A car has five gears. What is that smell?…Okay, first thing before that first thing: Farting… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.' 'Ninety percent of… — Robyn Schneider Copy Share Image
“If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a… — Jessica Zafra Copy Share Image
“That is a fart without wind....." in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.” — Faye Kellerman Copy Share Image
I grew up in a blue-collar neighborhood and was raised by a man who did not emote, ever... I always cry at movies, and… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
Life is not a PG feel-good movie. Real life often ends badly. Literature tries to document this reality, while showing us it is still… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
Maybe my movie isn't over, I say, because sometimes moviemakers trick the audience with a false bad ending, and just when you think the… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“Like maybe he really, truly believes I'm worth listening to, worth saving.” — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
You need to make time for family no matter what happens in your life. — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“the only way you could meet my crazy was by doing something crazy for yourself” — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
When I travel round the country, people can't place my accent; if there's someone in the audience, they'll be like, 'You're from Philadelphia', but… — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
“Empiezo a comprender que tenemos una clase de amistad en la que no se necesitan muchas palabras.” — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
When she needed help most, she was abandoned--and only when she offered help to others was she beloved. — Matthew Quick Copy Share Image
