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If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a…

— Seungsahn

Love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!

— Carly Rae Jepsen

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

— Hualing Nieh Engle

Watermelons and Zen students grow pretty much the same way. Long periods of sitting till they ripen and grow all juicy inside, but when…

— Peter Levitt

A ripe watermelon will have a patch, creamy yellow in color, where the melon rested on the ground. If a watermelon has a white…

— Sohla El-Waylly

“When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no…

— Annie Proulx

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon.

— Irving Bacheller

As a kid, I really, truly believed that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, something really bad was going to happen.

— Stephanie Beatriz

We are kids. The only difference is the toy we have.

— Pablo Larrain

It's like comparing apples and oranges; they're both delicious.

— Cyd Charisse

... and what good is a baby?

— Michael Faraday

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake…

— Jad Abumrad