Bad Quote by Stephanie Beatriz

Love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!

— Carly Rae Jepsen

If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a…

— Seungsahn

As a child in South Carolina, I spent summers like so many children - sitting on my grandparents' back porch with my siblings, spitting…

— Jacqueline Woodson

Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.

— Karen Cushman

“When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no…

— Annie Proulx

I don't know what first got me to attack melons. It's not like I ate a bad one and got an upset stomach. It…

— Ricky Jay

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat

— Wally Amos

“This is a trial about watermelons! Watermelons are invertebrate creatures!' cried Quall.”

— Kristin Cashore

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon.

— Irving Bacheller

Walter Johnson's fastball looked about the size of a watermelon seed and it hissed at you as it passed.

— Ty Cobb

Child, that is why all the rest are now a horror to her. That is what happens to those who pluck and eat fruits…

— Anonymous

When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she…

— Mark Twain