A girl's not a watermelon you plug a hole in to see if it's sweet. — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You're going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. - Madison” — Nicole Reed Copy Share Image
Leaving a watermelon on someones doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife. — Hualing Nieh Engle Copy Share Image
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. — Enrico Caruso Copy Share Image
As a kid, I really, truly believed that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, something really bad was going to happen. — Stephanie Beatriz Copy Share Image
If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat — Wally Amos Copy Share Image
A ripe watermelon will have a patch, creamy yellow in color, where the melon rested on the ground. If a watermelon has… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
“If there are segregated plates of fruit, I suggest a four-to-one ratio of non-watermelon to watermelon. Look, they know you want it.… — Baratunde Thurston Copy Share Image
“In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. I will tell you… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Despite popular belief that watermelon is made up of only water and sugar, watermelon is actually a nutrient-dense food with a high… — David Kirsch Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, my idea of heaven on a hot summer day was fresh cut-up watermelon, Breakstone's cottage cheese, and… — Claire Saffitz Copy Share Image
But happiness is not always loud and bright and crowded. Happiness ripens like a watermelon, sweet and rosy on the inside with… — E. L. Konigsburg Copy Share Image
“As for sex. Well, of course I could’ve had sex. Guys will have sex with a watermelon if they’re desperate enough. Lots… — Carol Matas Copy Share Image
If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you… — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
As a child in South Carolina, I spent summers like so many children - sitting on my grandparents' back porch with my… — Jacqueline Woodson Copy Share Image
Whole watermelons will keep in the fridge for about a week with no negative consequences for the texture or flavor, while cut… — Sohla El-Waylly Copy Share Image
I eat a lot of fruit after I run. I find that hydrates me better than just drinking water. I have fruit… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
“ His one friend was the black boy, Pepeu, whom he held in thrall. Together they plucked finches alive, made certain experiments with… — Bruce Chatwin Copy Share Image
I don't know if this is an illusion but I would love to be able to take my card-throwing skills and be… — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“Perceptions are always profound, associations deceiving. No watermelon tastes red. Apropos: while waiting for a bus once, I saw open down the… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
“IT ALL BEGAN with the High Court case about the madman and the watermelons. The man in question, named Ivan, lived along… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
A friend of mine said onions are the only food that makes you cry. That was before I hit him in the… — Michelle Villaflor Amante Copy Share Image
In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
I've had watermelon hair where I had pink with green tips. From the age of 13 to about 19 or 20, I… — Natalia Tena Copy Share Image
