Happiness Quote by Thegr81

Love watermelon with the seeds..it's fun to spit them at people!

— Carly Rae Jepsen

Once upon a time I owned a watermelon.

— Irving Bacheller

A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife.

— Hualing Nieh Engle

Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake…

— Jad Abumrad

If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a…

— Seungsahn

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat.

— Mark Twain

Would a watermelon in the midst of a chase sequence not be, in its own organic way, emblematic of our entire misunderstood enterprise? At…

— W. D. Richter

If you focus on only the seeds in a watermelon, you missed the sweetness of the meat

— Wally Amos

“Watermelons. Think of the watermelons.”

— T.R. Whittier

“In Watermelon Sugar deeds were done”

— Richard Brautigan

“If there are segregated plates of fruit, I suggest a four-to-one ratio of non-watermelon to watermelon. Look, they know you want it. YOU know…

— Baratunde Thurston

“Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.”

— Cormac McCarthy