Humorous-quotes Quote by Nicole Reed

“Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“Watermelons. Think of the watermelons.”

— T.R. Whittier

“I may as well have told him I'd carried a watermelon”

— Lindsey Kelk

“Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Sam and Bill and I would cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with rum so Jimmy didn’t know we were drinking.…

— Charles Brandt

“I might as well have said I carried a watermelon like Baby did in Dirty Dancing. I’m an idiot.”

— Kathryn Perez

“You say tomato, I saw watermelon.”

— Jenn Reese

“You can be the ripest, juciest peach, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.”

— Dita Von Teese

“I love watermelon! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!”

— Greg Pizzoli

“Cheap beer, Rachel, and there is almost always a fight you can watch in that Wetherspoons – it’s where everybody goes.”

— Rachel McCormack

“She was tall and slender with long dark hair that swung in a shiny ponytail from one shoulder to the other, her dress swirling…

— Sarah-Kate Lynch

“There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.”

— Lewis Nordan