Idiot Quote by Kathryn Perez

“I may as well have told him I'd carried a watermelon”

— Lindsey Kelk

“Somebody has been fuckin my watermelons.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“You say tomato, I saw watermelon.”

— Jenn Reese

“Watermelons. Think of the watermelons.”

— T.R. Whittier

“Ben looked at her. She shrugged. ‘As a little girl I could bullseye watermelons at twenty paces. Now I nail ’em at thirty.’ ‘What…

— Scott Mariani

“Wow, Carter. You've got a HUGE wiener." Suddenly, Gavin being in the bathroom with me didn’t seem so bad. If only he could have…

— Tara Sivec

“I love watermelon! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!”

— Greg Pizzoli

“You're going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. - Madison”

— Nicole Reed

“You make your son out to be to be almost an idiot; well let me tell you something, Mrs Loan, if he were a…

— Catherine Cookson

“When the watermelons were as large as a child's head, the women boiled them, but they collapsed into a tasteless green mush that no…

— Annie Proulx

“Sam and Bill and I would cut a hole in a watermelon and fill it with rum so Jimmy didn’t know we were drinking.…

— Charles Brandt

“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to…

— Lindsey Brookes