Quote by Snooki Download Open image “Its like putting a watermelon into a pinhole” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
If you want to understand what a watermelon is, you take a watermelon, get a knife, and cut the watermelon. Then you put a… — Seungsahn Copy Share Image
A watermelon that breaks open by itself tastes better than one cut with a knife. — Hualing Nieh Engle Copy Share Image
Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out to be a fake… — Jad Abumrad Copy Share Image
All my life, I've been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I've come is a bogey. — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Even though it does have a hole doesn't make it a dought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Alyssa Gunn Copy Share Image
It's made me want to find a hole in the world, in the shape of me, and just fill it up — Hannah Copy Share Image
You stick your finger in the water and you pull it out, and that is how much of a hole you leave when you're… — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
As a kid, I really, truly believed that if you swallowed a watermelon seed, something really bad was going to happen. — Stephanie Beatriz Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image