“If it's just a matter of looking, I've looked! I've looked for happiness at home. I've looked all over this neighbourhood for… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor. Krazy Kat getting hit on the head by… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come… — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities! — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image