Facebook status Quote by Anonymous

Wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook?

— Becca

I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though.

— Sean Doolittle

I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind.... But…

— Kevin McCarty

I've never gone on Facebook or MySpace.

— Douglas Coupland

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident...

— Pacifiersucker

I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that…

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

— Bubbly

I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind. But…

— Kevin McCarty

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time . . . . . . . . . lunch…

— Danish

I can't do Twitter or Facebook, mostly because I feel like I'm the type of person who has to regiment the amount of time…

— Bill Hader