Funny facebook status Quote by Kevin McCarty

I just need a day off, from reality, just a day without people, problems, and all the bullshit that runs through my mind. But…

— Kevin McCarty

I just need a day off from reality, just a day without people's problems & all the bullshit running through my mind.!

— Simi Ngr

Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced…

— Anonymous

I decided to get off facebook and get a new life!

— Urvashi Anand

I can go an entire day without Facebook, but I've never made it through an entire weekend.

— Anonymous

Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well..

— SangFroid Stalker

It's raining ,it's pouring ,Facebook is getting boring ,so off to bed to rest my head ...but ..I'll probably be back in the morning .

— Unkown

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope…

— Roseanne Barr

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

At the end of the day all you are is a facebook page..

— Kez Sheridan

Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident...

— Pacifiersucker

Yesterday morning Facebook was temporarily offline, leaving millions of workers unable to do anything except their jobs.

— Jay Leno