Funny Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Last time Sex Statue of liberty Time
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In that moment, there was no place for doubt. I was sitting with the supreme being. I had always sat beside her. She was… — Christopher Pike Copy Share Image
I do struggle to identify an occasion when I was held back because I'm a woman... You don't think about it at the time,… — Nicola Sturgeon Copy Share Image
The only time I'm the only woman in the room is when I go to the leadership meeting. — Nancy Pelosi Copy Share Image
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I had made this mistake once before, on a school trip to the Victoria and Albert Museum, when I followed a sign marked WOMEN,… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
