Of course, anybody's who's 26 years old will probably say, "Of course the old guy would say that." But wait until you're… — Thomas Haden Church Copy Share Image
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When they come out to my shows they like me but trying to get them to come out to my shows they're… — Fred Eaglesmith Copy Share Image
I don't want to be like the angry old guy in the corner who is always ranting and raving about the same… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I always thought if you run a Marathon in less than 4 hours, there is a tick of athletic accomplishment in that.… — Michael Waltrip Copy Share Image
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I think I'm a much better father as an older man than I was with my first kids. Occasionally, I have to… — Kris Kristofferson Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
At the risk of sounding like that old guy in 'Gran Torino' telling those 'young punks' to 'get off my lawn,' it's… — John Ridley Copy Share Image
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was the meanest man in town. But I said… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
We all experience many freakish and unexpected events - you have to be open to suffering a little. The philosopher Schopenhauer talked… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
“Why was it, she sometimes wondered, that in dreams we can't do the simplest things? Like a crying puppy is standing on… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
It sounds strange to say it, but you can be in a war zone and have a lot of fun. Even though… — Bruce Cockburn Copy Share Image
Before I began The Cider House Rules, I thought I wanted to write about a father-son relationship that was closer, more conflicted,… — John Irving Copy Share Image
We get these questions a lot from the enterprising young. It's a very intelligent question: You look at some old guy who's… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
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Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
I'm an old guy, so I started out playing 'Pong' with my brothers, and 'Mario Bros.' and whatnot. But we really got… — Kevin Dillon Copy Share Image
“So how did you wind up joining the Rebellion?” “An old guy and a kid were looking for a ride and I… — James S.A. Corey Copy Share Image
Not all writers are artists. But all of us like the idea of somebody in the year 2283 blowing the dust off… — William Attwood Copy Share Image
I hope to give you at least 15 more years of movies. I'm not going to be this old guy that keeps… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
A young kid can have more experience than the old guy, you know? It's not about the age but what you've been… — Martin Odegaard Copy Share Image
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I'm an old guy. I've been doing this a long time. And I don't hustle and I don't bustle. I have seen… — Kumar Pallana Copy Share Image
It's funny how if an 18 year old guy sleeps with a 15 year old girl, it is rape. But if a… — M Vigil Copy Share Image
Probably the only thing that I really don't like about being an old guy is so many of the people who understand… — J. J. Cale Copy Share Image
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I'm officially near-famous. If you've got four year old kids and you've got cable, then you've got no choice but to know… — Steve Burns Copy Share Image
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