Disturbing Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Disturbing Guy Old guy Old guys Sandwiches
“Does it work with sandwiches? he asked. I didn't move. He handed it over. George was watching with a kind of neutral curiosity, and… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
To think of Tolstoy eating a sandwich is intrinsically kind of funny. — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
There is something about someone making a fantastic sandwich, taking care to spread lots of mayo all the way to the edges. Making sure… — April Bloomfield Copy Share Image
I love a sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth because there's so much stuff on it. The bread should not be… — Adrianne Palicki Copy Share Image
I've spent over 25 years observing how people eat and what they eat and it's fascinating. — Joshua Rosenthal Copy Share Image
I hate sandwiches at New York delis. Too much meat on the sandwich. It's like a cow with a cracker on either side. "Would… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I hate a man who swallows [his food], affecting not to know what he is eating. I suspect his taste in higher matters. — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Jeff Chu's pilgrimage across America to discover his own place as a gay man in the Christian church as well as attitudes about being… — Donna Freitas Copy Share Image
I find in working always the disturbing intrusion of elements not a part of my most interested vision, and the inevitable obliteration and replacement… — Edward Hopper Copy Share Image
There is so much joy in native culture but so much poverty. It's very disturbing. — Buffy Sainte-Marie Copy Share Image
I just remember that disturbing feeling of walking into that prison, the complete loss of privacy, the complete loss of stimulation, dignity. — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was… — April Winchell Copy Share Image
I'm aware that because America is so powerful - with its tentacles reaching out to the world - one doesn't escape it by leaving.… — Randall Robinson Copy Share Image
Deeply disturbing in a way that only the most honest stories are, YACCUB is a fiercely written, daring journey through America's urban wilderness and… — Brandon Massey Copy Share Image
Compassion automatically brings happiness and calmness. Then, even if you receive disturbing news, it will be easier to take, as your mind is still. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out-of-uniform Santa. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
For me, one of the most disturbing elements of the right wing's political agenda is that it believes that there is one correct spiritual… — Barbra Streisand Copy Share Image
“Then, for no reason I could tell you, I tossed the spool again, even though Elaine had asked me not to. Maybe only because,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image