I hate when I'm eating cereal and the last 5 pieces are like 'You can't catch me!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though I knew we could never be together I fell for you anyway... good or bad love simply happens... — Jienlee Copy Share Image
People say you can choose your friends, but not your family. Well, I have cut a hell of a lot of branches… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Its that awkward moment when your trying to take a picture of the without them knowing....then your flash goes off. — Stacie Watts Copy Share Image
That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the trash bin... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In bed I'll be fine, Tonight The night seems so long but I'll be alright. It doesn't matter, wherever you are this… — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
; It will always be okay in the end, if its not okay then its not the end. Hang in there, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its like every time something actually goes right in my life, someone somewhere says: 'Oh, she looks happy. Lets fuck her life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stand in line and you're near the cashier and they haven't come back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loves when people can talk about me and yet they have done the same in their life, but I'm the bad one.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I'd rather look back at my life and say Hell yeah, I did that shit instead of saying, I wish I did… — Karu Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.” — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
Shit happens, doesnt it? It sucks; it stinks; it makes you sick to your stomach. Sometimes its so bad, shits seems to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Negative thoughts are like boogers, you keep picking at them until you capture it; then youre stuck with a nasty little waste… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you tickle someone and they're not even ticklish. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bad things are going to happen in your life, people will hurt you, disrespect you, play with your feelings.. But you shouldn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I do something impressive, no one notices. But every time I fuck up? The whole damn world watches me like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
