Man...its pretty sad when girls are in their dorms with nothing to do and then they start sexually harassing you in online… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cant find your phone because your bed ate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you are trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone is trying to get on the elevator but the doors are closing and they make eye contact… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Why try to make everyone happy, when all you do is make yourself miserable in the process. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes silence is a good choice of weapon against gossip thoughts from annoying mind. — Louaiq8 Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Its called the past for a reason. Stop blaming it for your inability to grow up and take responsibility for your actions. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Is anyone still traumatized by the idea that you might get eaten by an escalator if you miss a step or have… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
I dont always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do...my keys are in the wrong pocket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Eat Too Much, You Poop, You Sleep Too Much, You Wake Up Soggy, You Drink Too Much, You're A Daddy For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Misspelled words can ruin your life. One man sent this text to his wife...'I'm having a great time, wish you were her.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you. — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
Feeling slightly perturbed and irritable. Maybe a tad pissy too, with a pinch of bitchy thrown in for good measures. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
I once had someone say to me The reason I complain all the time is because crap keeps happening in my life.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
