The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
That joy you feel when someone cancels plans that you didnt want to attend anyways. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; You cant rewrite your history when your choices hurt others in ways you can never understand. Take responsibility and ownership instead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Free-will doesn't include shit-happens, unless that's the goal of one's intention. — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
Some people need to think about how they would feel if they were put in the situation they are putting others in.… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Driving to work playing the 'Let's see how long I can drive with my gas light on.' game. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment at the register in the grocery store when you find out your food stamps aint on yo card... — Charles Johnson Jr Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When there's something you really want, fight for it. Don't give up no matter how hopeless it seems. — Brittany Copy Share Image
You know the saying, Youre your own worse enemy? Its true. So kick your own ass with kind words everyday. Youll irritate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never mess with a person who has the knowledge and ability to bring your whole world crashing down around you, in flames,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
Locking your car again because you can't remember if you heard the horn beep the first time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you sing the wrong part of a song with confidence. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
