Shit happens Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “The only reason people get lost in thought is because its unfamiliar territory.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Philosophy of Mind Shit happens Unfamiliar territory
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. — Paul Fix Copy Share Image
Many people in this world are still so identified with every thought that arises in their head. There is not the slightest space of… — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things. — Erik Weihenmayer Copy Share Image
If a group of people has no sense where they came from-it is difficult for them to have a sense where they should go. — Lester Thurow Copy Share Image
Perception rules the world. Everyone knows that. Where we live and where we're from, you just can't escape it. — Lamar Odom Copy Share Image
Most of us spend so much time thinking about where we have been or where we are supposed to be going that we have… — Barbara Brown Taylor Copy Share Image
Only an open mind still has room for new knowledge. What is outgrown and used up must be discarded to make room for what… — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
The stream of thinking has enormous momentum that can easily drag you along with it. Every thought pretends that it matters so much. — Eckhart Tolle Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Finding out your crush isn't at school today and feeling like you wasted a perfectly good outfit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
You are so full of shit that the city should charge your mouth a sewer tax. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The essential truth of life, he was coming to realize, wasn't romantic an took only two words to label: Shit. Happens.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wish you would have spent a little extra on 2-ply toliet paper... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't get so busy adding up your troubles, that you forget to count your blessings. — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
There should be a rule that you can't get your period over the summer. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
You must take the bad before you get the good. You must endure failure before you experience success, and you must lose before you… — Brittany Copy Share Image
Don't try to hug me with one hand when your hiding a knife in the other. If your gonna take a stab at me,… — Brii Ann Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your talking shit about someone and they're right by you.. woops! — Nikki Copy Share Image
