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My Roomba's name is Roswell. There is the moment when you are sitting on the couch and Roomba turns itself on and goes out…

— Colin Angle

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

— Dane Cook

'Waldo' was one episode I always felt I didn't quite crack. And weirdly, now that feels like one of the more prescient ones.

— Charlie Brooker

People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt,…

— Chelsea Handler

My last name is like 'Voldemort.' It's the name that cannot be said on television. It adds a sort of mystery to me, and…

— Alaska

I wanted to build up a name for myself.

— Jean-Michel Basquiat

Never name it after yourself. Maybe we'll throw a with in there. That seems to work. Like Late Show With David Letterman.

— Jon Stewart

My dog's name is Harold.

— James Tupper

I wanted to make a name for myself.

— Katie Cassidy

I have a rescue dog named Walter, and Walter and I are such fans of the 'Jersey Shore' that we changed his name to…

— Steve-O

I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers.

— Dane Cook

I have a little name. That's why people can remember it.

— Mike Watt