Facebook status Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Realizing that you overslept & popping out of bed like a ninja.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook status Shit happens Sleep
What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads. — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“Oh no! There are so many enemy ninjas chasing me. I started jumping from tree to tree, leaping so fast that the forest was… — J.B. O'Neil Copy Share Image
Those moments when you try to do a backflip off your bed, and land straight on your face ._. — Patience Copy Share Image
Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jump out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I would catch a grenade for ya, Throw my hand on a blade for ya, BUT Today I don't feel like doing anything I… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
When someone touches your phone and you automaticaly turn into a Ninja . — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Got to keep thatin mind. I'm a ninja now... I swore I'd never freeze up or run away again... AND I WON'T...! — Masashi Kishimoto Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face. — Kylee Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The one thing I absolutely hate about social media are the people who abuse it. Whenever I see a person who constantly posts negative… — Jazmin Garcia Copy Share Image
While youre on the other line Ill keep thinking about, Ways that I can make you mine. — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
