Humor Quote by Martin Reed

“You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.”

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“Some days seem like the end of your life but then they aren't and you still have to figure out how to wake up…

— Jillian Lauren

It's funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept.

— Anonymous

“Waking up was horrible, because for a disoriented moment I felt like everything was fine, and then it crushed me anew.”

— John Green

“There are some things about oneself that it’s not very nice to wake up to.”

— Nevil Shute

“To fully appreciate the Sleep, you had to embrace the Wake and all its drudgery.”

— James Dashner

“Waking up was not my best time of the day. It took me a while to become fully human on a good day.”

— Maer Wilson

“expect bad days and tears. but it's not how you wake up, it's how you go to sleep. always remember that”

— Les Simple

“When I wake up in the morning, it's always sort of a letdown as reality hits me.”

— Sharon Draper

“Even the best buzz wears off, and you wake up more trapped than the day before.”

— Doug Cooper

“You are not only waking up sleep deprived, but now you are also sleep deprived and in charge of another human being.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Sometimes, you don't wake up. But if you happen to, you know things will never be the same.”

— Ellen Hopkins