Humor Quote by Simon R. Green

“Worship Me Like the Goddess I Am or There Will Be Some Serious Smiting." Jubilee”

— Simon R. Green

“Don’t you dare try to out-gloom me. I’m the only one here entitled to indulge in deep dark existential brooding.”

— Simon R. Green

“He has also worked as a shop assistant, bicycle-repair mechanic, journalist, actor, eccentric dancer, and mail-order bride. He has never worked for MI5. Don’t…

— Simon R. Green

“Families – can’t live with them – can’t take them down to the river and drown them all in sacks.”

— Simon R. Green

“I am the scalpel that cuts out infection, and the heartbreak that makes men wiser.”

— Simon R. Green

“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.”

— Simon R. Green

“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then I remember,…

— Simon R. Green

“CHAPTER SIX Dangerous Lab Interns”

— Simon R. Green

Books can be terrible snobs.

— Simon R. Green

“Never look back,” I said wisely. “All you’ll ever see are lost opportunities creeping up on you with bad intent.”

— Simon R. Green

“I’m exempt from anything I damned will feel like on the grounds that I’ll kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise.”

— Simon R. Green

We are in the dark places of the earth," said Madman. "Where all the ancient and most dangerous secrets are kept. There are Old…

— Simon R. Green