Joke Quote by Whitney Gracia Williams Download Open image ““Get in my lap and let me show you.” “Is this a joke?” “Am I laughing?”” — Whitney Gracia Williams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Joke Laughing Laughing Laughter Let Joke
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“Which made me laugh, of course. If you ever want to get truly hysterical, just get really, really scared, and then have somebody say… — Kristen D. Randle Copy Share Image
“Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?" "no. I'll fire whoever does it next.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Wet Panty Fetish I’m not sure if you’ve realized that I left my thong in your pocket yet, but I want you to… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
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“The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.” — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I’d overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Subject: Re: Wet Panty Fetish I did realize that you slipped your thong into my pocket this morning. I’ve noticed that you’ve done this… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?" "Keep doing what?" "Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her,… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates.” “Does that mean you won’t fuck me at the end?”… — Whitney Gracia Williams Copy Share Image
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Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong. — David Niven Copy Share Image
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