“Nor had he, as far as he knew, ever believed in anything. It had been embarrassing, because he quite wanted to believe… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Death: Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know, that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The moments that change your life are the ones that happen suddenly, like the one where you die.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“ You have no power over us , said the Auditor. We are not alive. BUT YOU ARE DEMONSTRATING ARROGANCE, PRIDE AND… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I mean, we think we believe that the gods are wise and just and powerful, but what we really believe is that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That’s what being alive is, Thing! It’s being badly prepared for everything! Because you only get one chance, Thing!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Vimes died. The sun dropped out of the sky, giant lizards took over the world, and the stars exploded and went out… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think a man could wander across the disc all his life and not see everything there is to see,' said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We have been so successful in the past century at the art of living longer and staying alive that we have forgotten… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It’s a fact of life that everyone is on one side or other of a wall, so the only thing to do… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“You can die for your country or your people or your family, but for a god you should live fully and busily,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Her singing always cheered him up. Life seemed so much brighter when she stopped. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what to do,” he said. “No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,” said Rincewind with hollow… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Another priest said,"Is it true you've said you'll believe in any god whose existence can be proved by logical debate?""Yes."Vimes had a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Repent!’” Nanny Ogg went on. “Repent? Me? Cheek! I can’t start repenting at my time of life. I’d never get any work… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There's no point in killing an opponent... There's no triumph over a corpse, but a beaten opponent, who will remain beaten every… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I've got Alzheimer's. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Dwarfs are very attached to gold. Any highwayman demanding 'Your money or your life' had better bring a folding chair and packed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Avatar: the living likeness of a god,” said the professor patiently. “The hat with wings. The golden suit.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
The trouble with life was that you didn’t get a chance to practice before doing it for real. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Nanny's philosophy of life was to do what seemed like a good idea at the time, and do it as hard as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It's a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn't bad enough, it's also a bloody great hot flying… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“There is a night that never comes to an end.... The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
