Somethin' like four thousand bottles have been thrown at me in my day but only about twenty ever hit me. That does… — Harry Gordon Johnson Accuracy Copy Share Image
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Ability Copy Share Image
Most people are blinded by faith leaving them unable to see the truth that is science. — Harry Gordon Johnson Blinded Copy Share Image
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all… — Harry Gordon Johnson Afternoon Copy Share Image