Quote by Simon And Garfunkel

If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass for me…

— Dave Matthews

“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

“Jesus Christ was made broken bread and poured-out wine for us, and He expects us to be made broken bread and poured-out wine in…

— Oswald Chambers

Damn, jesus was a real og he knew how to party they were all out of alchohal so he turned water into wine

— Mike Campbell

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

— Koko Taylor

O thou, the drink of gods and angels! Wine

— Robert Herrick

“beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes." ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors."…

— Various

I followed him through the halls of the enormous church until we got to the staff's kitchen. He went to the fridge, opened it,…

— Jim Butcher

At the end of the day, I let myself have a glass of wine.

— Jane Seymour

“New Revelation from Heaven: The sin is not in wine, but in drunkenness and loss of self-control or conscience. If you don't lose your…

— Mwanandeke Kindembo

You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase

— Duck Dynasty

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

— Anthony Langston