Alcohol Quote by Koko Taylor

“Martz: That was my cat. Eli: Fine specimen. Martz: I saw you knock him off the bar. Eli: No. I kind of shooed him.…

— Book of Eli Movie

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

Be always decent and right in your home town; and when you're on the road, never take more than four glasses of beer a…

— O. Henry

The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries.…

— George Mackay Brown

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

— Albert Einstein

The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard,…

— Jack Kerouac

I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that very evening…

— Anonymous

I sat at a bar having a beer trying to hold down the stool.

— Waylon Jennings

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to…

— Aristophanes

“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw him jump,…

— Cornell Woolrich

Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].

— Archie Bunker

“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks…

— Various