Bartender Quote by Richard Kadrey Download Open image “If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.” — Richard Kadrey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bartender Half Jesus Stills
If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
Why do we try so hard to make Jesus cool?! He doesn’t need a makeover. — Matt Chandler Copy Share Image
Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the ground. — Simon And Garfunkel Copy Share Image
Damn, jesus was a real og he knew how to party they were all out of alchohal so he turned water into wine — Mike Campbell Copy Share Image
If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. — Mark Batterson Copy Share Image
I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me. — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.” — Various Copy Share Image
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
I think if Jesus came for the first time, and he was 33 1/2 years old and hung out with these guys, where would… — Michael W. Smith Copy Share Image
Jesus would have gone to Ellen Degeneres' house for dinner and had a good time. What would we be saying about him? — Mike Messerli Copy Share Image
Cos Jesus drives a Harley, The devil wears Prada, If God was one of us he'd probably drink vodka. — Yelawolf Copy Share Image
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and red carpets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that very evening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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