Bartender Quotes · Page 2

I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people.

— Maggie Haberman

“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager,…

— William Lashner

I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.

— Jonathan Frid

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

— Rodney Dangerfield

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 pack of beer under the other.…

— Author Name

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

— W. C. Fields

Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well.

— Hal Needham

I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was.…

— Brandon Routh

“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever…

— Dennis Lehane

I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time…

— Andrea Hall

It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a…

— Haruki Murakami

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the…

— Jacqueline Novogratz

I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender…

— John Lee Hooker

I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk.…

— Joelle Carter

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months…

— Al McGuire

I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at…

— Pauley Perrette

“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel…

— Sylvain Reynard

The American dream is about achieving happiness. When you become a fire fighter, a police officer or a teacher or a nurse,…

— Marco Rubio

Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,…

— Kiersten White

Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the…

— Marco Rubio

The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come…

— Paul Giamatti

An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose…

— Jerry Thomas

“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his…

— Linda Castillo

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.

— Marco Rubio

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

— Mark Twain

I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer.

— Abbie Cobb

.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive

— Les Paul

You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]

— Knocked Up (The Movie

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.

— Nick Frost

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth…

— Don Marquis

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.

— Anonymous

Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor.

— Anonymous

“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)”

— Greta Garbo

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

— Foster Friess

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good…

— Jim Bishop

This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I…

— Les Paul

From the end of the bar, the bartender threw a sidelong look at him, so Clarence pulled out a broken Bluetooth headset…

— Neal Shusterman

I think ereoyvne should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months…

— Aastha