I was a bartender for four years, and that was the best training that I had for learning how to approach people. — Maggie Haberman Copy Share Image
“It’s all part of the bartender’s creed: make them fresh, make them cold, but most of all, if they’re a little overeager,… — William Lashner Copy Share Image
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. — Jonathan Frid Copy Share Image
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.” — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 pack of beer under the other.… — Author Name Copy Share Image
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was.… — Brandon Routh Copy Share Image
“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time… — Andrea Hall Copy Share Image
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the… — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The bartender… — John Lee Hooker Copy Share Image
I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk.… — Joelle Carter Copy Share Image
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at… — Pauley Perrette Copy Share Image
“A double shot of Laphroaig twenty-five-year-old, neat, please. And ask the bartender for a small shot glass of spring water, non-sparkling,” Gabriel… — Sylvain Reynard Copy Share Image
The American dream is about achieving happiness. When you become a fire fighter, a police officer or a teacher or a nurse,… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves,… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
Both of my parents were born into poor families on the island of Cuba. They came to America because it was the… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
The supporting thing can be harder to pop in and out of. The hardest thing is the people who have to come… — Paul Giamatti Copy Share Image
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose… — Jerry Thomas Copy Share Image
“Standing at the bar, he watched the bartender pour another shot. He downed it in a single gulp. The alcohol scalded his… — Linda Castillo Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights. — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I feel so fortunate and lucky I don't have to be a waitress or a bartender or a personal trainer. — Abbie Cobb Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth… — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bless my soul,” whispered the old bartender, “Harry Potter . . . what an honor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)” — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good… — Jim Bishop Copy Share Image
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
From the end of the bar, the bartender threw a sidelong look at him, so Clarence pulled out a broken Bluetooth headset… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I think ereoyvne should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months… — Aastha Copy Share Image