I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion. -Jonah — Knocked Up (The Movie Jonah Copy Share Image
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Face Copy Share Image
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth. -Pete — Knocked Up (The Movie Babe ruth Copy Share Image
That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls. -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Steely dan Copy Share Image
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich." -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Tonight Copy Share Image
Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it. -Ben's Dad — Knocked Up (The Movie Dreams Copy Share Image
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous. -Jonah — Knocked Up (The Movie Noose Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: I was drunk! Ben Stone: Was your vagina drunk? — Knocked Up (The Movie Drunk Copy Share Image
Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? — Knocked Up (The Movie Lend Copy Share Image
Debbie: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis? Pete: I think it's Matisyahu. — Knocked Up (The Movie Gaze Copy Share Image
You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] — Knocked Up (The Movie Bartender Copy Share Image
Pete: I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88. Ben Stone: [Mimicks car noise] VRRROOOOM — Knocked Up (The Movie Gonna Throw Copy Share Image
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben… — Knocked Up (The Movie Dog Copy Share Image
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's… — Knocked Up (The Movie Elbow Copy Share Image
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of… — Knocked Up (The Movie Felicity Copy Share Image
Do you ever wonder how somebody could even like you? The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around.… — Knocked Up (The Movie Love Copy Share Image
Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to… — Knocked Up (The Movie Pregnant Copy Share Image
Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating… — Knocked Up (The Movie Lose weight Copy Share Image
You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?… — Knocked Up (The Movie Inventor Copy Share Image
Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room! — Knocked Up (The Movie Chairs Copy Share Image
Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them? -Ben Stone — Knocked Up (The Movie Chairs Copy Share Image
You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean. -Debbie — Knocked Up (The Movie Mean Copy Share Image
Jay: Dude, I think he's doing the dice thing too much. Jonah: That's really all he's got. — Knocked Up (The Movie Dice Copy Share Image
Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out! -Fantasy Baseball Guy 1 — Knocked Up (The Movie Baseball Copy Share Image
Alison Scott: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong? Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once! — Knocked Up (The Movie Don Fuck Copy Share Image
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he… — Knocked Up (The Movie Children Copy Share Image
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