Baseball Quote by Knocked Up (The Movie

Queefs are simply a vagina's way of blowing kisses.

— Nikhil Saluja

I got into baseball, and everyone just started calling me a geek, like, 'There's the nerd from Harvard.' Then it took 20 years of…

— Paul DePodesta

I don't play fantasy baseball anymore now because it's too much work, and I feel like I have to hold myself up to such…

— Nate Silver

I'm, uh, not proud to say it - I play fantasy baseball. It's, like, the dorkiest thing ever.

— Paul Rudd

Ive got a fantasy-baseball team with my brother. But I have to admit, he does all the work.

— David Einhorn

I've got a fantasy-baseball team with my brother. But I have to admit, he does all the work.

— David Einhorn

Don't let the door hit you when you leave.

— Mother Hips

“You coming?” he asked her, leaning in through the door. And then he finally really looked at me. He came to a complete halt—not…

— Kristen D. Randle

“Just leave me alone, I want to be alone,” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and…

— Sarah Mayberry

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you

— Lorelei James

Im me if you dont like dont let the door hit you to hard on the way out

— MIZTMK

Don't knock on deaths door. Hit the doorbell and run. He hates that.

— Anonymous

Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you,

— Mikhail Prokhorov

To be in the UFC and have the name but not the earnings, good for you, you get a hand clasp and a shake…

— Aljamain Sterling

“The festivities were broken up by Pandora, who lobbed a scoop of ice cream at Lex that landed on the table with a sticky…

— Gina Damico