Quote by Knocked Up (The Movie

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

— Quentin Crisp

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

— Michael Peterson

The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .

— Harry Gordon Johnson

“(Mason) took a swig of his drink and shuddered. 'Whoa - little too strong there bartender.' He scrunched his face. 'Oh shit, I am…

— Martin Fillmore Clark

I'm a bartender's son. Some things you never forget.

— John Stockton

“When even the bartenders lose their romantic notions, it's time for a better world.”

— James Crumley

“Bartenders overhear the best stories”

— Samantha Young

“Bartender! Vring me some viskey with chincher ale on de side & don't be stingy, baby. (Garbo's first words in a talking picture)”

— Greta Garbo

“Two years. There are three other male bartenders,”

— Karice Bolton

“Ben," I said warningly, my face on fire now. "Don't be so crude." "I'll be whatever the hell I like.”

— Vivian Arend