Bars Quote by Zach Galifianakis

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

— Don Marquis

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

— Michael Peterson

I'm a businessman, not a bartender.

— Jon Taffer

Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who…

— John Hodgman

I'm a bartender's son. Some things you never forget.

— John Stockton

Me going to a bar doesn't happen much.

— Austin Reaves

Once I went into a bar they said

— Justin Bieber

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

— Quentin Crisp

It's in the pub, when I'm having a pint of beer after a hard week of work that I feel at my most vulnerable…

— Adam Pearson

I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.

— Angelina Pivarnick

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher