Alcohol Quote by John Hodgman

You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?' I'll go…

— Jermain Defoe

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

— Zach Galifianakis

It's not cool to be an alcoholic.

— Chester Bennington

I'm not a bar guy. I don't drink too much. Plus, I'll be up here when I turn twenty-one, so it's not a big…

— Michael Cera

Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.

— Jon Taffer

I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.

— Angelina Pivarnick

I like to set up bars at my parties so people can make their own cocktails and mix and match and teach each other…

— Jeremiah Brent

The way I got through thinking that I was very boring and very unsparkly was by being the first person in the bar and…

— Finty Williams

Truth is, I love to play bartender and assist my husband at the BBQ.

— Sherry Yard

I'm not a big wine guy. And bars, I never go to bars anymore. It's such a drag, man.

— Paul Giamatti