Quote by Knocked Up (The Movie

“There is a metal bar with two small balls, one at the top and one on the underside, in the end of his penis,…

— Kristen Proby

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. -Jacob Black

— The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn

“My hand is stroking the back of Nan’s head, my mind racing with every possible scenario. Daniel announced he’s gay. Daniel has Erectile Dysfunction.…

— Huntley Fitzpatrick

“Jake scratches his forehead. “Yeah, I know people generally have sex while pregnant, but it’s just that I, um… well, I have…” He thrusts…

— Samantha Towle

“Ben made a tsking sound. “Not nice to manhandle the probie that way.” Rory sent him a slit-eyed look before glancing at Michael. “Are…

— Jodi Redford

“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off." Still peeing, Ben looks over at me…

— John Green

Who's this guy?

— Wolverine

“David held the knife up with a shaky hand. “ “Get that damn thing out of my face, boy. David shook his head. “No,…

— R.L. Mathewson

“Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers”

— Samantha Towle

“Ben’s dead,” he says not moving or breaking his stare. “And?” “Just thought you should know,” he says, looking at me in the eyes…

— K.S. Adkins

My money's on the big Indian,' someone was saying. I peeked up to see that Tyler, Mike, Austin and Ben had there heads bent…

— Stephenie Meyer

I knew Dave Raymond, who was the original Phillie Phanatic.

— Christopher Guest