Humor Quote by Samantha Towle Download Open image ““Look, I have a huge penis --Jake Wethers”” — Samantha Towle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Jake-wethers
“Men want to be him, women want to screw him... most wanting to be the one to tame the untameable Jake Wethers.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“Jake looked at me as if I’d sprouted a dick on the middle of my forehead. “Long story. I’ll tell you all about it… — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
“Jake scratches his forehead. “Yeah, I know people generally have sex while pregnant, but it’s just that I, um… well, I have…” He thrusts… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: ...And we laughed. Suddenly my palms were sweating under my gloves. I slid my hand away and we got back to work,… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Can I spoon you?” My eyebrows shot up. “Can you what?” The shadow of a smile fluttered on Jake’s lips. “You really don’t know… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
“What's up with this sudden obsession with Jakes physique? He shoots me a look that asks: Is he measuring me for a coffin?” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Deciding to kiss Jake is like standing on the edge of a pool, staring down and wanting to take the leap, but fearing how… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“You know, the husband, John Bobbit, he formed a band after that whole thing. The Severed Parts," I tell him. "I'm pretty sure he… — Hannah Harrington Copy Share Image
“A drop of water slides between his pecs and down his tight, flat stomach. Suddenly, the will to move springs into my limbs, if… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“How Nathan doesn't know I fancy him is beyond me. I may as well walk around with a sandwich board, saying 'I heart Nathan',… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“A girl who can dance – finally!” Stuart cheers, pulling my attention back to him, grabbing hold of my hips. “I’ve found my Ginger!… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“Oh God, you’re one of those pimps that takes girls off the streets and gets them addicted to drugs and turns them into prostitutes,… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“I'll never love anyone like I love him, and I'll always be his whether I'm with him or not.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“He stares at me steadily, for a long moment before looking away, but I read his eyes clearly. He wants me tonight. And from… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“I don't remember looking like this in the mirror this morning. Obviously, I still had my 'Tru looks awesome in anything' margarita goggles still… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“I didn’t stand a fucking chance against her. From the moment I met her, this was always inevitable.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“It’ll take more than a tattoo to stop me from getting inside you. Death, maybe.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“With you I know I can do it, because your my strength, Tru. You make me want to be a better man, a good… — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
“You will always be my June, Tru." "And you're my Johnny Cash, Jake.” — Samantha Towle Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
