Quote by Knocked Up (The Movie

“Let's hope it doesn't come to that," Ian put in. "Just fridge yourselves, as Jonah says." "Dude," Dan said. "Do you mean chill ?"…

— Jude Watson

There's something wrong with the brakes." He didn't recognize his shaky, weak voice. He pumped them again. Nothing. "There's something wrong with the BRAKES?"…

— Anonymous

“Change of plan–," she called to Jonah. "Can you drop us off in Rome?" "Yo, am I a movie star or a taxi service?"…

— Gordon Korman

“How’s everything going, Jonah?” This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don’t need this crap.”

— Hannah Moskowitz

Dan moved forward and replaced Jonah at the helm. "I've got a plan!" "That's my man!" The famous grin disappeared as Jonah took in…

— Gordon Korman

“Every time i think i 've got you figured out, Noah, you surprise me.”

— Katie McGarry

“And just like that, it’s over. And if you’d been stupid enough to let hope live, or if you’d been fool enough to believe…

— Heidi Cullinan

“So I started running through our weaponry to distract myself. I had my stun gun. Jonah had a pseudosword, and Aaron had a really…

— Carrie Harris

“Jonah shook his head, clucking in false sympathy. “Told you guys — no way out.” They”

— Gordon Korman

“There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off. "What is it with that guy?" Jay…

— Greg Farshtey

You guys are related to Jonah Wizard?" Jake asked, his lip curled disdainfully. "And the other guy," Dan grumbled. "Vin Diesel's stunt double.

— Peter Lerangis

“I might be able to get Vince alone and break him down. He's got all the spine of a dying jellyfish.”

— Stephen King