Greg Farshtey

“Axonn sighed. "Just like the good old days," he said. "Now I remember why I hated them so much.”

— Greg Farshtey

“And you still haven't answered any of my one-hundred ten questions, or my follow ups.”

— Greg Farshtey

“Vezon, frankly, was disappointed. Sure, he had tried to steal the Mask of Life, and, yes, he had tried to kill the…

— Greg Farshtey

“A few grass mats, some cave drawings, the heads of my enemies mounted on the wall ... it could be quite pleasant.”

— Greg Farshtey

“Hey, dragon!" Jay said loudly. The dragon opened one eye. "How can you tell if you have a dragon in your bathroom?…

— Greg Farshtey

“There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off. "What is it with that…

— Greg Farshtey

“I have checked our teleportation technology," Tridax said. "There was no sign of sabotage. You are a liar." "Well, no one ever…

— Greg Farshtey

“Unity! Duty! And destiny!”

— Greg Farshtey

“Who are you and why are you here?' 'I'm here to kill you.' 'Oh. I knew there was something about you I…

— Greg Farshtey

“Go get wood, Nuckal," grumbled the skeleton. "'Pick up those rocks, Nuckal.' 'Stop eating all the donuts, Nuckal.' Orders, orders, orders, that's…

— Greg Farshtey

“You think you know horror, Irnakk? Horror is looking into the eyes of the Shadowed One, knowing you are about to die...…

— Greg Farshtey

“Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.”

— Greg Farshtey