Bartender Quote by Aastha

I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a…

— Al McGuire

Al McGuire talked to me I don't know how many times about dealing with the press: "You've got to be a con man." I…

— Bobby Knight

Icelandic people are really educated. But maybe we are at where the people in the States were 50 years ago, where they think that…

— Bjork

When I started stand-up - and this is in the '90s - there was definitely people hadn't watched decades of Comedy Central, where people…

— Jim Gaffigan

I've taken [acting] class with Larry Moss, who's more kind of in the theater world, so he's really educated me about playwrights.

— Eva Mendes

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for…

— Ernest Hemingway

You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries.

— Michael Peterson

“The only people who ask questions like ‘Did he want to be something besides a bartender?’ are people who can become whatever they want.…

— Dennis Lehane

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to…

— Aristophanes

“As the bartender struck a match to light her cigarette, she put her hand on his wrist to steady it. Travis saw him jump,…

— Cornell Woolrich

Why don´t you go back to bartender´s school and take a college course in shut-up? [On being reminded of his age by kelsey].

— Archie Bunker

“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A baseball walks…

— Various