Bars Quote by Foster Friess

What's the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A liberal will interpret the constitution, a conservative will quote it!

— Rush Limbaugh

LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends.

— Colin Falconer

Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here.

— Green Monk

“says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big”

— Various

“He's a bar-room socialist, if that's what you mean. Beer and revolution go in, piss come out”

— Pat Barker

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

— Unkown

“Club" replies the seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦…

— Various

“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.”

— Various

“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between”

— Various

A conservative is a liberal who got mugged the night before.

— Frank Rizzo

“When you’re a bartender you can listen to everyone’s dirt without having to be personally involved.”

— Tarryn Fisher

A liberal is a conservative whose conscience is on display

— Jerome Gioia