“A bartender by trade, a loud mouth by choice, and a necromancer by chance, she’s managed to keep her nasty habit of… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to… — Les Paul Copy Share Image
“Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
“Despite his overtly masculine appearance, his reserve suggested he would be the type to order a glass of milk at the bar.… — Tessa Bailey Copy Share Image
“In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi.… — J.L. Langley Copy Share Image
I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five… — Dan Reynolds Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and… — David O. Russell Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to… — Joel Spolsky Copy Share Image
Well, it looks like John Boehner will be the new Speaker of the House. He is the son of a bartender, one… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I was so lucky to have parents who supported me, 100%, with whatever I was doing, both financially and emotionally. Having that… — Cam Gigandet Copy Share Image
Was at a wedding recently & the preacher told everyone to stand next to the one that made your life worth living.… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
People called me a hoodlum and a thug. But they didn't tell you I was a carpenter, an architect, a stand-up comic… — Bobby Seale Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if… — Christian Louboutin Copy Share Image
“seal. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ A… — Various Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
I did lie once to get a job as a bartender. I said I had two years' experience making drinks, when really,… — Inbar Lavi Copy Share Image
I'm a bartender. I like recipes. They're concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken,… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Once again, Rylann tried to catch the eye of the female bartender working Firelight’s main bar. “One of the few times I’ve… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.” — Various Copy Share Image
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. -- Dancing Bear — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes” — Various Copy Share Image
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close? — Richard Thompson Copy Share Image
“Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!” — Various Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
With 'Dancing With the Stars,' they have to put you in a category, and I was one of the 'celebrities.' But I'm… — Ariana Madix Copy Share Image
I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite… — Bobby Moynihan Copy Share Image
He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey… — Joseph Mitchell Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights. — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
