Bartender Quote by James Crumley Download Open image “Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.” — James Crumley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bartender Bears Dancing Knows Life
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“When even the bartenders lose their romantic notions, it's time for a better world.” — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“I was no stranger to bar fights. You'd think they'd be rare in a place like the University, but liquor is the great leveler.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
The ambitious women usually work twice as hard to make up the handicap of being usually left out of the chummy male bonding that… — Sucheta Dalal Copy Share Image
Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
“This was the place, the place I would have come on my own wandering binge, come here and lodged like a marble in a… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
Maybe I will go to Paris. Who knows? But I’ll sure as hell never Go back to Texas again — James Crumley Copy Share Image
...the sun rose each morning to stare into my face with the blank but touching gaze of a lovely retarded child. — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“Sadness softened her nasal twang, that ubiquitous accent that had drifted out of the Appalachian hills and hollows, across the southern plains, across the… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“I chuckled like Aldo Ray. If I had to endure his l'homme du monde act, he had to suffer my jaded alcoholic private eye.” — James Crumley Copy Share Image
I have learned some things. Modern life is warfare without end: take no prisoners, leave no wounded, eat the dead--that's environmentally sound. — James Crumley Copy Share Image
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle joint just… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a man who thinks he knows right from wrong all… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
“TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between” — Various Copy Share Image
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender… — Brian Dennehy Copy Share Image
Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to… — Aristophanes Copy Share Image
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I've had a lot of glamour come my way in the last 10 years - you know, movie stars and mansions and red carpets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hell, if I didn't do stunts, I'd have had to be a bartender, or something else that didn't pay well. — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a… — Chip Kidd Copy Share Image
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul Copy Share Image
In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck."… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
